Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: rone@netcom.com (carnauba wax) Subject: Re: The Pod-People Olympics Message-ID: Organization: The Tortured Psyche References: Date: Wed, 2 Mar 1994 03:59:30 GMT In article , Jim Patten wrote: > If Katie's as smart as you say she is (and I am sure she is), then she >will probably keep having fun at AWANA. Only if she keeps torturing the other awanites's minds. "Crucifixes are phallic." "Gaaah! Make her stop!" >Oh, and by the way, the Lord IS my Shepherd. The Bible says that people are >like sheep. Know why? Because sheep are DUMB! :) You dope. Sheep Christians ----- ------ Chew their cud Chew gum Are illiterate Read the Bible Have their wool fleeced Have their wallets fleeced by shepherds by "Shepherds" Eat grass "Youthful indiscretion" Are tasty Yuck, fatty 5150 have i made a general enough statement to piss off as many people as possible? -- Machine Tuck Pendleton, zero defects.