Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: chaph.usc.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!netcomsv!netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (5150) Subject: Walt Disney Pictures Presents... Message-ID: Organization: Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1993 07:43:36 GMT Franz Kafka's "METAMORPHOSIS" Where Gregory Sampson (voice: Ralph Macchio) awakes one day to find he has been transformed into a Japanese beetle! He wanders into his mother's garden, all melancholy. (cue in "Chitinous Came I", by Michael Bolton) The plants (voices: the Philadelphia Phillies) recognize him and organize a welcome party! (heart-warming rendition of a "Be Our Guest" clone) Mother (voice: Barbara Bush) hears the racket, comes out, sees little Gregory, and takes him inside for some tea. (she sings "When You Were A Little Grub" to him) Tragedy! Gregory's girlfriend (voice: Amy Fisher) sees him in his current state. Much pathos. (she sings "I Love All Of Your Legs", he sings "If I Only Had An Endoskeleton") Together, they seek out the only one who can help them, that gnarled old wizard, the Orkin Man! (voice: Jimmy Hoffa) During the journey, Gregory is almost ensnarled and eaten by the evil Nasty Spider! (voice: Tom Vu) The Orkin Man sacrifices his own life to bring Gregory back to normal! Gregory and his girlfriend rejoice! (they sing a celebration-filled song which vaguely stinks of "Born Free") Credits. 5150 i want michael eisner's head on a pike, at the entrance to disneyland, with a colombian necktie -- Fail to suck.