Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
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From: rone@netcom.com (mons errata)
Subject: C. Gilbert-Sullivan Koop
Message-ID: <roneEBKzI0.5tB@netcom.com>
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Organization: Bland & Uninspiring Boredom Consulting
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 1997 22:22:48 GMT
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I am the very model of a modern Surgeon General, 
I've information medical, nutritional, and sexual;
I know the rate of pregnancy amongst teenage mothers unwed,
Of every race and salary, and which way they like it in bed;
I'm very well acquainted with the content of cholesterol
Of a Big Mac, large fries and shake, and the effects of Demerol;
I've got some wacky theories about self-eroticism
With many cheerful facts about the sugar content of jism.
I am familiar with the use of vaginal contraceptives,
And safe sex tips for partners both penetrating and receptive;
In short, in matters medical, nutritional and sexual,
I am the very model of a modern Surgeon General.

5150
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an.ar.cha.ic, a.:  confusingly obsolescent                      rone@netcom.com