Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: ix.netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (mons errata) Subject: C. Gilbert-Sullivan Koop Message-ID: Followup-To: poster Organization: Bland & Uninspiring Boredom Consulting Date: Tue, 10 Jun 1997 22:22:48 GMT Sender: rone@netcom19.netcom.com I am the very model of a modern Surgeon General, I've information medical, nutritional, and sexual; I know the rate of pregnancy amongst teenage mothers unwed, Of every race and salary, and which way they like it in bed; I'm very well acquainted with the content of cholesterol Of a Big Mac, large fries and shake, and the effects of Demerol; I've got some wacky theories about self-eroticism With many cheerful facts about the sugar content of jism. I am familiar with the use of vaginal contraceptives, And safe sex tips for partners both penetrating and receptive; In short, in matters medical, nutritional and sexual, I am the very model of a modern Surgeon General. 5150 -- an.ar.cha.ic, a.: confusingly obsolescent rone@netcom.com