Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: jfwhome!newsie2.cent.net!das-news2.harvard.edu!honeysuckle!bb3.andrew.cmu.edu!newsfeed.pitt.edu!pitt.edu!gatech!howland.erols.net!ix.netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (high horse) Subject: Misconceived Notions Message-ID: Followup-To: poster Sender: rone@netcom17.netcom.com Organization: Bland & Uninspiring Boredom Consulting Date: Wed, 3 Sep 1997 04:19:53 GMT How many times have you lit a candle in your bathroom to eliminate the god-awful smell which you've generated? You can forget the twisting around, the fumbling for matches, the burnt fingers, and the wax spills; the new Toilet Pilot is here! Toilet Pilot is a pilot light inside your toilet bowl which burns constantly to prevent your gaseous emanations from ruining your defecatory demeanor. Give your candles away to your Wiccan niece, and say hello to Toilet Pilot! 5150 note: you must have "power throne" toilet connected to your natural gas line for "toilet pilot" to work. use only in well-ventilated area. not for entertainment purposes. DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY. -- Sounds like sage advice but don't be surprise if I don't follow it. - John F. Winston