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From: rone@netcom.com (5150)
Subject: Re: A Quiz for Our Time
Message-ID: <roneCow0r0.9Js@netcom.com>
Organization: BillBill
References: <cliftonrCor00L.Lzu@netcom.com>
Date: Tue, 26 Apr 1994 22:20:59 GMT

In article <cliftonrCor00L.Lzu@netcom.com>,
Pope Clifton <cliftonr@netcom.com> wrote:
>Your question:
>  What percentage of lethality do you set the vial to before releasing it?
>  Justify your answer, and be original.

I am offended by the selfrighteous cretins who claim they don't have
the responsibility of bumping off a fixed percentage of the human race
and therefore choose zero (with the exception of strychnine, who
justified his choice perfectly).  I am also offended by the faux
sadists who chose 100% because they think we deserve it; a planet
where the only living beings are you and mr. x is a sure sign that you
made a BONEHEAD CHOICE.

The Vial is an instrument of RANDOM DESTRUCTION.  The only way to set
a percentage is to choose it RANDOMLY.  Close your eyes and SPIN that
DIAL.

And for crying out loud, you fucking wimps, don't shake mr. x's hand.

5150
-- 
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now i'm bored and old
