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From: rone@netcom.com (5150)
Subject: t.b MUD
Message-ID: <roneCHyszE.LI8@netcom.com>
Organization: <censored>
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1993 08:30:49 GMT

In article <2eh0mu$8lo@tamuts.tamu.edu>,
Sean Barrett <sean@stat.tamu.edu> wrote:
>Thus, perhaps it is not a surprise that I
>cannot picture BillBill connected to one.

Oh shit.

% telnet volcano.tbsc.org 1201
Trying...
Connected to volcano.tbsc.org
Escape character is ^]

Welcome to

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    /  __   ,  /      / /  , _   __   __  __  _       /| /|   /  / /  |
   /  / |  /  /--    /-<  /  /  / |  /   /   /_>     / |/ |  /  / /  /
  /   `-\ /  / \  o /_./ /  /_  `-\ /   /    \_     /     | /__/ /__'

Now fuck off.

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t.bMUD

None of your fucking business, twink.

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Temple Square

You are a mewling newbie.  You are naked and penniless.  Maybe if you
keep your trap shut, you'll live long enough to be rich, famous,
prosperous and sexually satisfied.

You see a Beastly Fido which vaguely resembles chevyn.

<8H 10M 100V> hit fido
chevyn squeals and runs.

<8H 10M 100V> who
[IMM] BillBill the Endless
[GOD] CurtisYarvin the Hairy
[WIZ] KludgeScott the Mechanical Master
[TWI] You the Mewling Newbie

KludgeScott arrives in a puff of smoke!

<8H 10M 100V> horndog kludgescott
You beg KludgeScott for a pity fuck.  He scorns you and zaps you on
the spot.

You are dead.
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Your choice: 2

Temple Square

You see a corpse of You.
You see a ragged LHWood.
The LHWood begs you for money.

<1H 10M 100V> bash lhwood
You bash the LHWood.
He is stunned!

<1H 10M 100V> steal money
You steal 5 gold pieces.
There is a vague smell of cannabis in the air.

<1H 10M 100V> grovel curtis
I don't see a curtis here.

<1H 10M 100V> grovel
It is pleased by your grovelling, and becomes visible.

<3H 10M 100V> tell polishjoke curtisyarvin
He is very displeased.  He injects you with jimsonweed extract.  You
trip out.

You are dead.
Do you wish to:

0) Fuck off.
1) Fuck off.
2) Fuck off
3) Fuck off.
4) Fuck off.

Your choice: 5

Oh, fuck off.
Connection closed by foreign host.

% telnet volcano.tbsc.org 1201
TryinNO CARRIER


5150
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