Newsgroups: alt.politics.india.progressive,alt.politics.kibo, alt.politics.libertarian,alt.politics.media,alt.politics.perot, alt.religion.kibology Subject: QUIZ SHOW Keywords: whaddya mean, it's rigged? of course it's rigged! In article <3bp6gg$ghd@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, Scott Banister wrote: >THE WORLD'S SMALLEST POLITICAL QUIZ The hell with that! THE WORLD'S SMALLEST BOZOCITY QUIZ Fed up with bozo/megabozo labels? Use this improved bozocity compass to test your identity. Take the WORLD'S SMALLEST BOZOCITY QUIZ. On your screen, circle "Y" when you agree, "M" for Maybe or unsure, "N" for No. Use an indelible marker. Are you a kibologist on PERSONAL issues? 0 10 20 * Happynet service should be voluntary. (No draft).......... Y M N * Kibo should NOT control radio, TV, the press, cable, Usenet, Adobe, or Ludw^H^H^H^HArchimides Plutonium................ Y M N * Repeal regulations on trolling by consenting adults....... Y M N * Newbie laws do more harm than good. Repeal them.......... Y M N * Let people flame and forge freely......................... Y M N My PERSONAL kibologist score: 20 for N, 10 for M, 0 for Y _________ Are you a kibologist on ECONOMIC issues? 20 10 0 * Businesses & farms should have anonymous XXX ftp sites.... Y M N * People are better off with flat-rate access than hourly... Y M N * Minimum wage laws cause loss of net access. Repeal them... Y M N * End taxes. Pay for services with "MAKE.MONEY.FAST" posts. Y M N * Europe & Japan should provide their own WAREZ sites....... Y M N My ECONOMIC kibologist score: 20 for Y, 10 for M, 0 for N _________ How to use the Kibologist Compass Mark your PERSONAL score on the left and your ECONOMIC score on the right. Then, follow the grid lines (rows of dots) until they meet at your political identity! An example for someone who scored 20 on Personal and 30 on Economic is indicated with a lutefisk (<><). The compass measures your kibological quotient (KQ). Bozos (BOZ) value freedom of wackiness. Weenerbranes (WEE) value free horndoggery. Geeks (GEE) value both and favor Mentos. Megabozos (MEG) are against both and favor Zima. . BOZ = Bozo ./ \. MEG = Megabozo ./ . \. ARF = Spot (poor Spot!) ./ . . \. GEE = Geek ./ . . . \. WEE = Weenerbrane ./ . .BOZ. . \. ./ \. . . . ./ \. ./ . \.___.___.___./ . \. ./ . . ! . . . ! . . \. ./ . . ! . . ! . . \. ./ . . . ! . . . ! . . . \. 100 \. .MEG. ! .ARF. ! .GEE. ./ 100 90 \. . . ! . . . ! . . ./ 90 80 \. . !___.___.___! . ./ 80 70 \. ./ . . . \. ./ 70 60 \./ . . <>< . \./ 60 Personal 50 \. . . . ./ 50 Economic Kibologist 40 \. .WEE. ./ 40 Kibologist Score 30 \. . ./ 30 Score 20 \. ./ 20 10 \./ 10 0 0 Examples: Tim Pierce (left) Joel Furr (right) 5150 (top) The "BOB"^W^W"Gurk" (bottom) Copyright, 1994, 1998, Advocates for Kibology, Inc., Corp., Co. Ltd. 5150 -- Way before I came to rule this place I was king of an island I only needed someone else to rule Now my mind is an island