Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (5150) Subject: Parcels and Lots Message-ID: Organization: Tomonaga Reality Estate, a Division of X Industries Date: Mon, 3 Oct 1994 00:10:29 GMT Welcome to Tomonaga Reality Estate. At Tomonaga, we treat you as a valued customer. Remember when you were just starting out? You rented, just like everyone else. Having to make those monthly payments just to prevent your environment from collapsing around you would keep you on edge, impede you from enjoying your life as it was being provided to you. We know how important you hold the idea of owning your own reality. Now that you can, we'll work with you to make sure that you find the reality you want at a fair price. Our brokers are highly trained experts; their scores in the REAT (Reality Estate Achievement Test) are in the top 10%, and have at least 2 years of experience dealing with the convoluted transactions that occur when reality is exchanged. Our philosophy can be summarized as "We won't rest till your life clicks." Whether you are searching for a wino's miserable experience or perhaps the exciting events of a hero's life, we'll work around the clock to provide you with the reality you desire. TOMONAGA REALITY ESTATE: YOUR REALITY WILL BE INSTALLED ===== (Small print: Failure to make payments will result in suspension or fracturing of reality. Tomonaga makes no guarantees after reality is purchased except if reality provided does not correspond to that bought by signer. Realities are non-transferrable. Always wear your safety belt. Have a nice life.) 5150 -- San imvents the you you want to see Don't believe in predestiny Bacon you never need to bring home Sam Hell gets you redeemed / by grace alone