Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (5150) Subject: Christianity: THE parable Message-ID: Organization: Prels Dental Supply, Miami, FL Date: Sun, 2 Oct 1994 23:51:40 GMT Jesus is you. Oh, don't even try to deny it. You probably think your father is God. A god. Godlike. Godly. You probably think your mother is a virgin. Can do no wrong. Her heart really does bleed for you. People think you're the shit. And then they crucify you. You're the King. You're the loon. You think you can walk on water. You fancy yourself a rebel. A leader. Your soul hurts for the wrong in the world, and you and you alone can fix it. Mary Magdalene, she understands you, she's cool, NO NO she's just another one of Satan's fucking temptresses out to FUCK ME UP. Out of my father's temple, ya buncha fuckin' gits! I'm so fucking cool. And your friends will mangle your words, and horrors will be committed in your name. Too bad you were born a human, eh? And it's all your good ol' dad's fault. Yeah, it's time the old fart and i had some words. Eat of my calluses Drink of my piss This will cleanse you This will save you 5150 -- San imvents the you you want to see Don't believe in predestiny Bacon you never need to bring home Sam Hell gets you redeemed / by grace alone