Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: chaph.usc.edu!usc!howland.reston.ans.net!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!library.ucla.edu!csulb.edu!csus.edu!netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (carnauba wax) Subject: Counting Newts Message-ID: Organization: The Tortured Psyche Date: Wed, 2 Mar 1994 03:15:49 GMT I was down at talk.bizarre staring at this KaiteM post Mr. Rone posts something so sarcastic `bout muffins, popes and chairs I skim across a newbie's post It's suddenly beautiful We all want something beautiful I wish i weren't pitiful So come post this silence down through the newsfroup [sha la la la la la la la la la, oh no] Shut up, l.h.wood! Show me some of that English wit Pass me a killfile, Mr. Rone Oh, please read me Help me to be more bizarre, (`cause) I want to be someone who'll be read Mr. Rone and me tell each other tall, tall tales Stare at the wonderful posts "She's horndogging you. Ah, no, no, she's horndogging me." Smiling in the phosphor glow Coming through in 9pt font When everybody reads you, you can never be lonely I will post my article Post myself in words, vocals and consonants All of the beautiful phrases are very very meaningful Gin is my favorite alc'hol I felt so drunken yesterday If i knew miss gypsy I would buy a guitar for her to play Mr. Rone and me look into the future Stare at the stupid newbies "He's responding to you. Uh, i don't think so. He's responding to me." Standing in the spotlight I got myself a SLIP link When everybody reads me, i will never be lonely I want to be a demon Everybody wants to pass as gods We all want to be big oldbies, but we got different reasons for that Oh, do read me because i try to read everything and i want to be someone who'll be read Mr. Rone and me stumbling through the Usenet Yeah we stare at the alt.* sewer "That's perfect for you, man, there's got to be a newsgroup for me" I want to be Dave Lawrence Mr. Rone wishes he was someone just a little more creative When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as creative as you can be Mr. Rone and me staring at the tee dot bee When i look into the `froup, i want to see me staring right back at me We all want to be oldbies, but we don't know why and we don't know how But when everybody reads me, i'm going to be just about as happy as can be Mr. Rone and me, we're gonna be oldbies 5150 with apologies to adam duritz ps: get the album, it's damn good -- Machine Tuck Pendleton, zero defects.