Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: chaph.usc.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!sdd.hp.com!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!uunet!decwrl!decwrl!netcomsv!netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (5150) Subject: El salchichon y la cerveza Message-ID: Organization: Date: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 02:03:04 GMT I yused to be lonly... olways acheeng for companionsheep... now i hav a pet... *hic* eet ees a sausage, i just ate heem for lunch, or ees eet brekfest... anyways, he ees still weeth me. I hope he will be weeth me for a while... i named heem Manuel.... he ees a gud frend... *beelch* oops sorry hee hee. That was Manuel... he was telling me... that he was lonly too... he wanted a beer... no, Manuel, you can't have a beer... La cerveza, she ees feeckle. She will pardee with yu een my stomach and cause me grievous pain... and then i will want to go pees, and she will leave me, leave us, and you weel be lonly again... she ees bad noos, Manuel... let her be. Perhaps some milk? 5150 i shat him out the next morning -- Escape is never the safest path.