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From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Horror, The Horror
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Date: 13 Aug 92 08:25:10 GMT
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"Man, don't you fucking get it??"

"Get what??"

"I am a LOSER.  A no-good, lame-ass, loser.  That's why i got this."

He pulls a Beretta from his closet.  *shlick-click* goes the gun as
he loads a bullet into the chamber.

"Goodbye, world."

He aims at his temple, and shoots.  Once.  His brains blow out.  Twice.
Thrice.  Nothing happens.  He stares at the gun in disgust.

His friend laughs at him.  "Man, you ARE a loser!"

5150
getting around to Alfvaen's assignment