Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: chaph.usc.edu!usc!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!decwrl!decwrl!netcomsv!netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (5150) Subject: Learning to Fly Message-ID: Keywords: have another new year Supersedes: Organization: alt.religion.kibology Date: Sat, 1 Jan 1994 08:00:00 GMT "You know how they say, Time flies?" "Yeah. Sometimes it feels like he crawls, too." "Well, Time could crawl along pretty damn fast when he was but a wee child. But learning to fly, well, that was tough for him." "How so?" "Jumped into the Abyss. Fell and broke his collarbone." "Ouch." "You know what they say, Time heals all wounds. He healed himself up, but he had to stay still for a bit. Made a mess of the world, Time standing still. He knows how to fly now, but ever since that first time --you know, once you stare into that Abyss, boy-- he's scared of flying. Only does it in emergencies. A wimp, Time is." 5150 -- "The skeptics are right." "We usually are."