Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.carasso,alt.flame.hairy-douchebag.roger-david-carasso,alt.fan.roger.david.carasso Path: netnews.upenn.edu!dsinc!spool.mu.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!agate!library.ucla.edu!csulb.edu!csus.edu!netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (DR. ROGELIO CARRAZO) Subject: Imitation is the sincerest form of battery Message-ID: Sender: rone@netcom.com (magnets and miracles) Organization: Prels Dental Supply, Miami, FL Date: Mon, 22 Aug 1994 00:04:46 GMT JEWISH QUIZ: JUST HOW JEWISH ARE YOU? 1) YOUR ATTIRE: A- RALPH LAUREN/YVES SAINT LAURENT. B- YOU WEAR A NEW YORK KNICKS/RANGERS REVERSIBLE YARMULKE TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. C- YOU WEAR YOUR SIDEBURNS IN CURLS AND ARE, IN GENERAL, A FASHION VICTIM. 2) YOUR NOSE MOST RESEMBLES: A- BARBRA STREISAND'S. B- KARL MALDEN'S. C- A SCARLET IBIS. 3) ON FRIDAY NIGHTS YOU: A- PARTY DOWN. B- STAY HOME. C- SHUT DOWN THE ELECTRICITY AND DRAIN YOUR CAR'S GAS. 4) YOU ARE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND. A CRATE OF FOOD MIRACULOUSLY ARRIVES. WHEN YOU OPEN IT YOU DISCOVER: A- A FRESH PIZZA HUT PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE LARGE PIZZA. B- WEEK-OLD BEEF STROGANOFF. C- A MONTH-OLD BAGEL. WHICH DO YOU EAT? BONUS) DAVID GEFFEN IS: A- WHO? B- JEWISH. C- GAY. SCORE 0 FOR A, 1 FOR B, AND 2 FOR C, EXCEPT FOR THE BONUS QUESTION, -2, -1 AND 0. <= 0 YOU ARE GOYER THAN GOY. THERE IS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE YOU ARE BLAIR HOUGHTON. 1 - 3 GO TO SYNAGOGUE, YOU FAKE. THERE IS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE YOU ARE ROGER DAVID CARASSO. 4 - 6 GOD BLESS YOU, MY CHILD. THERE IS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE YOU ARE RELATED TO ALAN DERSHOWITZ. 7 - 8 REJOICE, FOR MOSHIACH IS SOON TO COME! THERE IS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE YOU WERE RABBI MEIR KAHANE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE. ==================================================== DR. ROGELIO CARRAZO Y SU SENORA, BONITA DE CARRAZO PAZ, AMOR, Y DINERO -- HAS LEIDO EL EVANGELIO HOY? CORREO-E: CARRAZO@NETCOM.COM