Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: chaph.usc.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!netcomsv!netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (5150) Subject: Game (was inventory) Message-ID: Organization: Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1993 07:36:37 GMT X-Original-Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.surrealism In article , Narciso Jaramillo wrote: % the torn books the dried brown apple % the baby tooth the garden magazine % the waiter the blown-out tire % the pipe cleaner the concept of self % the stapler the secretary % the exhaust the barbed-wire fence % the glass of water the jackal % the copyright the epidemic % the desert sky the pair of scissors > look You are at the edge of a lake. You see a pillow. > put baby tooth under pillow Done > sleep You sleep. Something whacks you on the head! You awaken and see a tooth fairy in hasty retreat. > look under pillow Gollee gee! It's a hunnert bucks! > take cash Taken. Hoo boy, you can splurge now. > pay secretary The secretary consents to having sex with you for $100. > have sex You didn't use a condom! The secretary acquires the epidemic. She attacks you! > kill secretary With what? > pair of scissors You stab her with the scissors, which break. She is now dead. > have sex I don't fucking think so, mister necrophiliac. > exits You can leave to the north. > n Cave Nothing interesting here. A waterfall. A few stalactites. You are hungry. You are thirsty. > eat dried brown apple Ugh. Whatever, you're hungry enough. > drink glass of water Done. Yum. > wait You're bored as hell. Try reading something. > read torn books "i, chevyn, am king of alt.flame" You start suffering an apoplexy. > review concept of self Whew! You reintegrate. You score bonus points! After reviewing your concept of self, you find out you are MacGyver. > make flying machine With what? > blown-out tire Ok, i guess this can get us off the ground... > use pipe cleaner as struts Done. > use exhaust Extremely important. > use barbed-wire fence as wings Ah. How ingenious. > use jackal as power source PETA'll hear about this. > take off Where? > desert sky You take out the desert sky, and fly into it. Eventually the scenery changes and things start to resemble... > look You are in Seattle. You have crashed into a cafe, severely angering a waiter. He is charging you! > give garden magazine to waiter Good work! He is totally engrossed. > exits There is a gate to the south. > s You are on the streets of Seattle. You have won. Your score is 68/100, good enough for Grand Schlemiel. Have a nice day. 5150 the copyright: (c) 1993, Ron Echeverri, except quoted material, copyright (c) 1993, Narciso Jaramillo, all rights reserved -- Hours slipping by as you watch the worlds collide Now you're nothing more than another passerby