From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.atheism Subject: Gods Date: 4 Jun 1993 11:01:32 -0700 In article pww@spacsun.rice.edu (Peter Walker) writes: >Oh, that's really clever. Now which god should I want to believe in? And the infidel comes upon the gods. "Which of you shall i believe in?" The gods look amongst themselves in confusion. YHWH speaks. "Huh?" The infidel repeats his query. "Which god should i want to believe in?" Allah starts mumbling to himself. Zeus starts whistling and crossing his eyes. Odin cleans his nails. "Er, colleagues?" Viracocha speaks up. "Let's confer." They confer. Manitou speaks to the infidel. "Er, will a copy of our resumes help?" "Certainly. How about your sisters' measurements, too?" 5150 and the infidel was obliterated. the end. -- "What's that strange thing you British play?" "Er, cricket? Self-loathing?"