Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless Path: chaph.usc.edu!usc!howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!uunet!olivea!decwrl!decwrl!netcomsv!netcom.com!rone From: rone@netcom.com (5150) Subject: Everything i ever wanted to know i learned from my feces Message-ID: Followup-To: poster Organization: alt.religion.kibology Date: Sun, 23 Jan 1994 00:03:48 GMT You are just another turd. - Only farts get ahead in this world. - If it smells like shit, it probably is shit. - You are what you eat. Especially if you ate corn. - No amount of laxatives will dislodge a stout constipation who firmly believes he belongs where he is. - Rumors are like diarrhea; your underwear shall be soiled when you only expected a fart. - Getting a warm enema is a lovely way to prepare for your date. 5150 -- What a day, a year, a life it is.