From: rone@netcom.com (hume n. bing) Subject: Misconceived Notions Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT Message-ID: Sender: rone@netcom19.netcom.com Organization: Bland & Uninspiring Boredom Consulting Newsgroups: talk.bizarre "El Cuervo": "El Mariachi" and "The Crow" rolled into one. Antonio Banderas walks into Tijuana, where Cheech Marin mistakes him for an American and sells him some cheap hootch; Banderas is poisoned and dies. A bottle of Patrón Tequila brings back Banderas' soul from the dead to seek revenge on the liquor store manager, his brothers, his father, Carlos Salinas de Gortari, and Subcomandante Marcos. The movie will be completed on a shoestring budget by killing off Banderas, Marin, and all the stuntpeople one by one as the filming progresses. 5150 naturally, it will be directed by quentin "feo y chiquito" tarantino -- Imitation is the sincerest form of battery. rone@netcom.com