Message-ID: Subject: Cuarta Iglesia de Cristo Científico From: rone@netcom.com (achille lauro) Organization: Prels Dental Supply, Miami, FL Date: Sat, 3 Dec 1994 00:29:19 GMT Christian Science; Christ, Scientist. Jesus is wakling around in the University of East Jerusalem research lab with a spotless lab coat on and thick horn-rimmed glasses. He takes them off and peers into a microscope. 11 of his 12 graduate student zombies hover around, waiting for an opportunity to suck up to him. "Verily, gentlemen," intoned Christ, "to enter Heaven, your minds must be simple and innocent." "Like those of children?" asked Matthew. "Like those of E. coli," spat He. Peter burst into the lab. "Master, master! We've just received the federal grant to study walking on water!" And Jesus smiled broadly, and said, "Blessed are the lobbyists, for they shall accomplish it all." 5150 "ha, ha! look at that geek!" "stow it, buddy, or i'll turn you into a leper." -- Way before I came to rule this place I was king of an island I only needed someone else to rule Now my mind is an island