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From: neutopia@joyce.oit.umass.edu (Doctress Neutopia)
Newsgroups: alt.consciousness.mysticism,alt.religion.kibology,alt.memetics
Subject: Suck Mary
Date: 6 Jun 1995 03:21:43 GMT
Message-ID: <3r0hk7$88i@nic.umass.edu>


            Jesus:  O Holy Mother, you are my sacred heart.
                    How could there be any woman
                    as holy as you?  When you die,
                    you will join me in holy matrimony
                    in the Kingdom of Heaven.
                    I, God the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
                    are going the fuck the hell out of you
                    on our wedding night.

             Mary:  O Master, my Lord, my Son in Heaven
                    I will be your obedient wife.
                    We will own all the property
                    in the Kingdom of God.  I worship
                    you, my Lord. I am your loyal servant.
                    Jesus, you know how much I enjoy
                    being your stay home Mom.
                    I will do _anything_ for you.
                    I know how much you like me
                    to suck your big hard cock!
                    You are my God and 
                    I am our willing sex slave.
                    I am a mere mortal compared to you.

            Jesus:  Oh Virgin, 
                    I will make you a Saint.
                    We will build Churches 
                    to honor your virgin womb.  
                    Great choirs will sing
                    praises to thee!

             Mary:  Oh Almighty Son,
                    you will always be my little boy/God.
                    There is no other man for me except you.
                    But I warn you to never have sex
                    with that bitch Mary Magdalene.
                    That woman is a whore who wants
                    to break our maternal bond.
                    She is certainly no Virgin.
                    She is *not* allowed a leadership 
                    position within my Church.
                    Do you understand me, Jesus?

            Jesus:  As long as you continue to give me
                    your big tits, Mom, I will 
                    never stray from you.  
                    I know Magdalene is a Witch.
                    I bet you she has had sex with the Devil!
                    That slut probably has had all kinds
                    of sexually transmitted diseases.
                    She is the kiss of death 
                    as well as a home wrecker.
                    Believe me, Mom,  
                    I will ignore every word that cunt says. 
            
            Mary:   Now, come my Son.
                    I have made us a Big Turkey Dinner
                    for the Thanksgiving holidays.
                    Thank God we got rid of most of
                    those savage American Indians.
                    Wasn't Lord Jeffery Amherst clever
                    to give them blankets of small pox?

                    Mary and Jesus laugh....

            Jesus:  Can you believe those primitives lived 
                    communistically without property deeds?
                    
            Mary:   Son, now don't we have a happy home life
                    in our split-level house and two car garage?
                    Oh yes, Jesus, I forgot to tell you.
                    Yesterday, I gave several thousand dollars
                    in your name to the Church to help 
                    them feed the poor over the holidays.
                    Aren't we good, Jesus?  
                    We *are* THE ruling pair!
                    Who could stop our Omnipotent power?
                    Our Church will conquer all!
                    
                    [Mary pulls up her blouse as the
                     six-feet-tall Jesus walks up to her, 
                     grabs her breasts
                     and begins to suck on her nipples
                     as only the Christ child can]