Path: rpi!pawl5.pawl.rpi.edu!kibo
From: kibo@pawl.rpi.edu (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Kibology - ? (Was Re: Kibology - ?)
Summary: "Kibology is better!" "Better than what?" "Yes!"
Keywords: The Man From The Kibology Center
Message-ID: <5542@rpi.edu>
Date: 18 Jun 89 14:52:00 GMT
References: <2897@portia.Stanford.EDU> <5419@rpi.edu> <4689@alvin.mcnc.org> <798@corpane.UUCP>
Organization: The Site Of The Kibology Annex for Scotia/Schenectady NY

In article <798@corpane.UUCP> sparks@corpane.UUCP (John Sparks) writes:
>Soo. what is Kibology about? Where did it start? Who Started it? is it a
>conspiracy? Can I eat Pop Rocks? Are you Kibo? who is BoB? who is ObO? the
>anti-BoB?

Well, Kibology is totally unrelated to the Church of the Subgenius, Bob, slack,
etc., but this seems to be the appropriate newsxroup to talk about it in.

What's it about?  Allowedness, vril, odyle, chinese food, more allowedness,
zumfing, seiousness, silliness, and allowedness.

It started in a Chinese restaurant in Troy, NY USA.

Two of my friends who were eating there with me told me that there should be
Kibology.  Together, the three of us came up with the beginning of it,
which eventually evolved into today's modern Kibology (the belief system
of the 22nd century!)

About the Pop Rocks... you're allowed.

I'm Kibo.  I'm not Xibo.  (Incidentally, the "i" in Kibo is "eye".  Not "ee",
that's the name of one of the peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.  Just to avoid
confusion between "Kibo" (me) and "Kibo" (it).)

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is the spirital teacher of another cult, the Church of the
Subgenius, which is more expensive than Kibology.  "Obo" is allegedly
the anti-"Bob" (however, I think they're BOTH evil :-))
For some reason, us nEt-pEOpLE spell their NaMEs BoB and ObO.

Well, I seem to have answered all your questions... got any more?


>you can tell me... you're allowed :->

>d'ja know: my middle name is Bob?  and my Amiga computer has a Blitter Object,
>sometimes referred to as the BOB. Spooky, eh?

Yes, and Nolan "Atari" "Bankrupt 10 Times" Bushnell once tried to sell
little robots named "BOB" (Brains On Board).  What a "forced" acronym...

Well, the name "Kibo" is specifically designed not to make good acronyms. :-)
There's a chapter in "The Kibo Bible" that's supposed to be a list of acronyms
that you can make out of "Kibo" and "Kibology", and I can't think of any!  Waah!

>John "Johnny-Bob" Sparks

Hmm... weren't you a character in Kurt Vonnegut's "Breakfast Of Champions"?
(Warrant Officer John Sparks, prisoner of war...)

james "kibo" parry, 138 birch lane, scotia, ny 12302 usa   /  All colors are
kibo%pawl.rpi.edu@itsgw.rpi.edu  _________________________/   arbitrary.
kibo@mts.rpi.edu                / Kibology    /  Anything I say is the opinion
userfe0n@rpitsmts.bitnet       /  is better! /   of myself, and not of Xibo.