Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: netcom.com!kludge From: kludge@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey) Subject: A New Age of Networking Message-ID: Organization: Institute for Boatanchor Studies Date: Mon, 28 Aug 1995 03:34:17 GMT I realize that it's not polite to post private mail, but this one is just so hilarious that I can't keep from rolling on the floor. This is a reply from the fellow whom I politely warned about his advertising on this newsgroup: @begin(include) From tracker1@iglou.com Sun Aug 27 17:51:38 1995 Return-Path: Received: from mail.iglou.com by mail5.netcom.com (8.6.12/Netcom) id RAA08363; Sun, 27 Aug 1995 17:51:31 -0700 From: tracker1@iglou.com Received: from iglou.com by mail.iglou.com with smtp (Smail3.1.28.1 #2) id m0smsP5-00036hC; Sun, 27 Aug 95 20:50 EDT Received: from 192.107.41.70 by iglou.com with smtp (Smail3.1.28.1 #2) id m0smsQq-0001xtC; Sun, 27 Aug 95 20:52 EDT Message-Id: Date: Sun, 27 Aug 95 20:52 EDT MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Subject: Re: A PROTECT BUSINESS TERRITORY FOR YOU? To: kludge@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey) X-Mailer: SPRY Mail Version: 04.00.06.17 Status: R SCOTT, PLEASE SIR, IF YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THE INTERNET IS A TREMENDOUS BUSINESS TOOL, THEN JUST STAY ON THE SIDEWALK OF LIFE - AND CONTINUE TO LET THE WORLD GO BY. YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK WHEN YOU DID NOT EVEN CONTACT US FIRST BEFORE YOU BEGAN TO "SLANDER" OUR COMPANY. YOU DO KNOW WHAT SLANDER IS DON'T YOU? EITHER YOU ARE IGNORANT OR JUST IMMATURE. EITHER WAY, YOU SEEM TO LACK BOTH THE ENTREPRENEURIAL DRIVE AND SPIRIT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A EITHER A KNOWLEDGABLE PERSON OR A PROFESSIONAL. WHEN YOU ARE TIRED OF SITTING IN THE "CHEAP SEATS" AND READY FOR TRUE SUCCESS - PROVIDING YOU HAVE A CLEAN POLICE RECORD AND CORRESPONDING BUSINESS EXPERIENCE - CONTACT ME. NO ONE IS ENTIRELY WORTHLESS - THEY CAN ALWAYS SERVE AS A BAD EXAMPLE! CLEARLY, THE NEW ORLEANS AREA COULD USE A "NEWORLEANS.FORSALE" GROUP LIKE MOST OTHER MAJOR INDUSTRIAL CITIES HERE IN AMERICA. REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE TRUE BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS AT WORK ON THE INTERNET. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT BEFORE YOU KEY SUCH GARBAGE ON-LINE. "FORGIVE THEM FOR THE NOT KNOW WHAT THEY DO!" MICHAEL W. WILDT, M.A. PRESIDENT & CEO @end(include) This one is just so amazing. I really liked it. --scott -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."