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From: zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: jukebox alphabet
Date: 5 Jan 1994 01:05:53 -0500
Organization: The Rootabaga Country
Message-ID: <2gdlc1$5dk@titan.ucs.umass.edu>

A is a wheeze of a dying white horse
B is the code (not invented by Morse)
C is the needle that sticks in the sky
D is for ferrets, and Aleph knows why
E is a maestro conducting a band
F is a popsicle stuck to your hand
G is a dress with a pretty white bow
H is the wine that was pissed in the snow
I is a cross-dressing tooth-pulling dentist
J is a rich lady strolling through Venice
K is a plant that is deadly to dogs
L is the sound sung by vibrating logs
M is a group of young nuns in a church
N is an ice wagon under a birch
O is the nicest young man with a rose
P is a top with a black rubber hose
Q is a horse running wild on the plain
R is the squeal of a ladybug's brain
S is a brick floating under the sea
T is your sense of sweet purple ennui
U is for Dead European White Males
V is the aliens who spy through the whales
W is the gurgle that zings through the drain
X is the green growing grass in the rain
Y is a rainbow that arcs overhead
Z is the person who means what is said

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu
The moon spun. The woman watched.